Open day line up leaked!

Its the most wonderful time of the year for Northampton Town fans - the PTS Academy Stadium open day.

A chance rarely afforded to the simple folk of Northampton, a chance to hobnob, chin wag and eavesdrop on the sporting elite of the large midlands town.

Scoops are delighted today to bring you the LEAKED lineup for the open day.

Splat the rat 

In an attempt to remind cobblers fans of his role in bringing an end to David Cardoza’s reign of terror, supergrass & CEO James Whiting will be donning a rat costume and has agreed to be hit with foam bats.

“I’m the good guy!” Whiting squealed when approached for comment. “Yes I did turn a blind eye to a lot of what David was doing for a few years, but I did actually let everybody know what was going on when it looked like i might go to prison as well!”

It’s £1 a go and if you pay £10 you can use your own bat.

Shooting Practice with Sam “Sammy” Hoskins

Want to practice your shooting? Well come on down to the open day. Sam Hoskins is going to be putting on a costume covered in targets. Kids will be given a paintball gun and will fire paint at Sammy whilst he runs around the goal mouth trying hard.

It’s £1 a go and if you pay £10 you can use your own gun

Who wants to play in goal next season raffle

Want to play in goal for NTFC next season? Well you’ve got to be in it to win it. The popular competition returns for the 4th year, with this seasons “gaffers” Jon and Col hosting a raffle to decide who lines up between the sticks next season, as the new “teyn” number one!

Its £1 a strip, but also if you’re mum and dad can “donate” £10,000 to belle du joir holdings, it can be fixed so you win.

Mystic Kelvin

Spend 20 minutes gazing into our magical chairman's cgi crystal ball (previously belonged to David Cardoza) and the last 5 years will be forgotten. You'll come out saying "he saved us, we almost didn't have a club before he came in".

Also get free endorsement for your facebook group and/or podcast!