Relegated Northampton Town fans wondering “how could this happen?” at the only club in England where this regularly happens.
Cobblers fans were left stunned this weekend as a 3-0 defeat to high flying Blackpool, left the club consigned to spend next season in English football's basement division.
“I just weren't expecting this at all” said ntfc supporter Coco the clown, about a side that got rid of their entire back 3 over pre season, decided to play a competition winner in goal for the 4th year in a row, and took the unusual step of playing the entire campaign with no strikers.
Henry B Dunce, founder of shoe lickers facebook group weighed in on a post to say “I’m beginning to think Kelvin Thomas and David Bower don't care about the club at all!?”, forgetting that over the past 5 years these two men who live in the USA and UAE respectively, tried to sell the club to a chinese sports memorabilia firm without telling anybody, quietly changed the clubs ownership over to a cayman islands based firm named after a prostitute, been relegated twice and not finished building the east stand like they promised when they bought the club.
There was more confusion over the senior positions at the club. Barbara Nice, who prefers playing in league 2 anyway took to twitter to ask “what is it that James Whiting does again?”, 3 years after a verdict on the missing millions explained the answer was not a lot, until his interests could potentially be harmed.
Finally Barry Shitpeas from the cobbler talk podcast took to one of his 4 twitter accounts, (2 inactive) to let everybody know he thought “the club will slide into the conference if something drastic doesn't change!” after spending 3 years helping to maintain the status quo, by shouting down progressive ideas from the supporters trust, hosting weak q&a’s with the chairman, and telling other concerned fans that “it’s his (kelvin thomas) club, he can do what he likes with it”.
The cobblers begin their 125th and final year in the Skybet League 2 next season.
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